Jokes page!

I'm a huge fan of puns, jokes and silly pranks so I wanted to create a place to collect them, inspired by this page I found while looking for pranks. Hopefully this keeps some of them alive over the years and gives people a little laugh in their day ^^

(I'm still adding to this one so don't mind if it's a little bare right now)

Visual pranks

  • Get a leek (the vegetable) and draw a >:( face on it, then put it somewhere. Usually a kitchen or bathroom works best, you can try to tape it to the ceiling if you're really daring. Then tell someone there's a bad leak wherever you put it.
  • Put a pair of shoes on some stairs, a few steps apart. Get 2 bottles of water and put one in each shoe. Tell someone there's water running down the stairs. You could also do this pretty much anywhere water might be c:
  • Draw some of the letter E on paper and colour them all in brown. Cut them out and put them on a plate or in a container and cover it. Tell someone there are brownies (brown Es) if they want some.
  • Get a slinky or similar spring and place it around a corner. Walk someone over to it and ask if they know what this means. Reply "spring is just around the corner". (You can also just start throwing it up in the air instead and say spring is in the air).

    • (Picture pending) (I have to find a spring)

  • Draw a little ghost on paper and cut them out, then attach them to a piece of sticky tape. Walk up to someone (hiding it) and excitedly tell them you just caught a ghost on tape.

    • Updog variants

  • Updog. The classic, most people should know it but if you find somebody who's never heard it before it's a golden opportunity.
    • "Smells like updog in here..."
    "What's updog?"
    "Nothin' much what's up with you? (finger guns)"
    (Fun fact: I have an updog tattoo! :D I am nothing if not committed to the bit)
  • Buttfor. A little less common but still classic playground humour.
    • "Hey do you have a buttfor?"
    "What's a buttfor?"
    "It's for pooping silly!"
  • Henway/ henweigh. This one's a bit more subtle so probably the easiest to get away with.
    • "Man, I can't find a henway anywhere."
    "What's a henway?"
    "About five pounds"
  • Goodfam. Fans of vine compilations might know this one.
    • "Aw it smells like goodfam in here."
    "What's goodfam?"
    "Chillin' fam, what's good with you?"
  • Wormdo. This one's for all the Red Dwarf fans.
    • "Can I buy you a wormdo?"
    "What's a wormdo?"
    (Wriggling your finger like a worm) "It crawls along the ground like that"
  • Wrongdog. A new twist on the classic.
    "Smells like wrongdog in here."
    "What's wrongdog?"
    (Sobbing dramatically) "Everything!!"